No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You ate ashes out of my bong
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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