There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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