you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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