Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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