return my video game
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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