i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
