you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Will exercising make me less horny?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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