People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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