How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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