pop tarts are not kleenex
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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