I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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