from now on my penis is your penis
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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