okay pat passed out under dana's car
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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