Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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