so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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