We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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