Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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