This girl is more easily done than said...
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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