my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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