Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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