So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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