on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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