Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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