No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
