It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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