Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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