4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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