Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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