lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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