He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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