grandma shit on top of the toilet
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
