That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
