i was rollin on her like bob the builder
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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