She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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