drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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