So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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