Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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