I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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