He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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