Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you win again, gameday.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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