Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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