Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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