Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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