i don't like sucking hair
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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