So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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