So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
They have beer where we have blood.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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