literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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