I hate all girls vehemently.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We had sex on a dog bed..
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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