butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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