her vagine was all disorganized.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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